~*Shit stained pajama pants. WHY?!?*~
Hey! I'm back!
Okay, quiet down, I know that there are a lot of tears and cheers, but it's just little ol' me!
I saw something yesterday that was quite disturbing. I was at the grocery store, in the parking lot, and this woman (I dare not call her a lady) walks by with a shopping cart containing various red-neck children in and out of the cart. The kids were not the disturbing part, her clothing was. She had on pajamas. Now, I'm not opposed to the occasional late night trip to get some nachos or pizza while wearing sleeping pants, but most people accomplish this in a tasteful and clean manner. This chick was wearing top and bottom and both were dirty! The ass end looked like she had shit on herself or maybe it was a candy bar, because the front side had food stains. It's a possibility that she's a perfectionist and has to get food all over her before she goes out in public. The kids were nasty also, but sometimes I can overlook that because they don't know any better. They don't know that their mother is a stupid, icky mess. Why, oh why, would someone go out in public like that? I realize that life is too short to sweat the small things, but is shit-stained pajama bottoms a small thing? I think not!
Did you realize that stupid breeds stupid? We are living in a society of stupid people (no, not you :), and we are already living in the second or third generation. I guess maybe I'm speaking more of people not having common sense rather than book smarts. I'd like to think of myself as more of a 'common sense' person, but I am working on the 'book smarts' part of me and accomplishing that quite nicely, thank you very much!
Now that I've mentioned that, I'd like to report that after completing my first block of classes, I received an A in one of my classes and a B in the other. I was robbed in that B class. I should have received an A, but I think that my professor is one that never lets anyone receive an A. Assmunch! I'm in my third week of my second block of classes, and as it stands right now, I have an A average in both. However, I don't think that it will end that way. I have another assmunch teacher for my critical thinking class, so I'm hoping for a final grade of no lower than a C. I'm just being realistic here. In my other class, my professor is pretty cool, and I should end up with another A.
Okay, getting back to the stupid people. Stupid means to me someone that doesn't know the rules of standing in line. We all learned this in kindergarten or first grade. Single file and form a line. Not, idiot #1 to the left, idiot #2 to the right, bubba on the ground, grandpa quizzing the people that are in front of him and doing it right, "Whaddya in fer". C'mon people, we all know the rules! I only bring this up because I had a similar occurrence played out before me two days ago while I was at work. These people didn't even have the sense to get in out of the rain, because that is the only way they can get clean! "Hey pa, thro me that thar bar of soap! Tha dogs is thru wit it!" Anyway, these two stupid people were mother and son. I had already completed their purchase, and they were waiting for someone to come and take out their patio set to their bicycle. The patio set was sitting on a flat (translation: a device that has a flat bed, a handle at one end and wheels on the bottom). I brought it from behind the counter to the customer and left it sitting in front of them. A few minutes later, another customer walks up, and stands there waiting because she can't get pass the two idiots. After a few awkward seconds, I looked at ma and son hoping that they would get out of this woman's way. They did not. I rolled my eyes and went back around to the front of the counter to move them and the flat out of the way so this woman could be helped. DUH! What kind of rocket scientist does it take to figure out that I'm done with them and they should let the next person in line go on ahead. I probably didn't do a good job at explaining this, but believe me when I say these people were stupid. I bet they still haven't gotten the set put together, because it did have written instructions. They will probably be bringing it back complaining because the instructions were written in English.
Okay, I'm done. It would be nice to hear from someone. Comments anyone?
