~*It's Sunday! The weekend is almost over...boo...hiss*~
Ugh...I must take a minute for myself and quit this research. It is so boring! Well, the topic isn't boring, I'm just tired of doing the research, cuz it's something I HAVE to do.
Anywho...I haven't exactly been chained to the computer...I went out a couple of hours ago and got something to eat. Scott chose Long John Silvers, and I couldn't make up my mind, so I went with that. Now, I just feel heavy. All of that grease sittin in me belly. Bleh. I feel like I weigh 800 pounds. Oooo....cookies :) There's always room for cookies!
While we ate our greasy food, we watched 'Christine'. It's an oldie but a goodie. Oh, I took another break a few minutes ago, and found myself at E-bay. After seeing 'Christine', I thought I'd look up some other movies. The decade I chose was the 80s. Here's what I bought...all were DVDs...'Explorers'...'Saturday the 14th'...'Summer Rental'...and...'Dream A Little Dream'.
I really don't need to be spending money I don't have. I am such a shopaholic!
Actually, I spent money that I was supposed to spend on software. I have to purchase it by Thursday. It seems as if my computer was one of few sold in the last three years, that did not have Microsoft Word already installed. All of my friends and family have this. I do not. Crap!
I downloaded a trial version, unfortunately it runs out on Thursday. I have to have Microsoft Word for my college courses. That is the only thing they will accept.
I found a student version of it at a local store and it sells for $139.99. The full blown office edition sells for a whole lot more, so I have to buy this one for now. From what I understand, I won't be able to update this version.
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Enough of that, it's time for some jokes :)
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh.I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
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*Irrelevant but Interesting Facts*
* Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
* Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
* Coca-Cola was originally green.
* The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
* The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself".
On the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horny and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board.
After a few minutes ‘slap and tickle’, they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor’s orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Just great, asshole...when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"
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!!!YOU QUIZ WHORE!!!
~lata!
MuNcHiNg: ick...need some pepto :(
hEaRiNg: I think Scott is watching 'Pimp my ride'. Good show :)
rEaDiNg: Critical Thinking textbook. bleh :(
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Sunday, Jun. 26, 2005 at 4:00 p.m.
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hEaRiNg: I think Scott is watching 'Pimp my ride'. Good show :)
rEaDiNg: Critical Thinking textbook. bleh :(
