You appreciate me! You really appreciate me!

So yeah, I stayed long enough at my present job to be honored yesterday. It's called an appreciation dinner, and even the 'Big Man' himself, told me that he knew things had been tough but he did appreciate everything I've done for the past 15 years. *BULLSHIT* I shook his hand, even though I said I wasn't going to, and accepted my plaque, pin, and flowers. The best thing about it was the roses and the dinner :) Yum...ham :) I had to take icky pics, too. I hate having my picture taken. It'll be in the paper on Wednesday under the caption, "White Trash Retail Losers Recently Honored For Sacrifice Of Their Soul To The Evil Company From Hell. YAY!" I hope the paper has a bad press day and black ink smears on my part of the pics. "Ms. Blob has been with the company for 15 years." :)

In other news, I've decided to stay at my job for a little bit longer. I've changed my attitude and I'm just not gonna let things bother me anymore. Hey, give me 20 things to do and only allow me an hour to get them finished...no, problem! I'll start a couple of them, conveniently forget a few, and half-ass the rest. Sounds like a plan.

My reason for staying in hell is basically because I work in a place where I can do whatever I want. No, I can't go to work naked or entertain gentlemen callers, but I do have perks. I can kill time, poop when I wanna, shop for tampons and condoms, read magazines, have deep conversations with old people, make fun of white trash women and their 18 kids, add to my Marks*A*Lot marker collection, hide things so people can't buy 'em, do grafitti art on cardboard boxes...hey, this place is fun! :P

Well gotta go...homework to do on Buddha. Didja know that Buddha's real name was Siddhartha Gautama?

-lata

eating: Count Chocula cereal!
hearing: a scary movie on SciFi
reading: about Buddha
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